How to make a pot of hot mud

Go here if you want to get the lowdown on making coffee. Crisp, fresh advice. As a sample, here's the summary (from the site):

All you really need to know to make a perfect cup of coffee is a basic understanding of cheminstry and physics. And if I catch you mucking about with that instant crap, I'll break your neck.

He's a coffee-lover clearly.

In fact, go read it even if you don't want to know how to make a cup of the divine liquid. It's good reading. And it does tell you how to make a pot of mud too.